Rugby: Cup highs and lows

Wynne Gray
Bryan Habana has thrilled with his tries. Photo / Reuters
Bryan Habana has thrilled with his tries. Photo / Reuters

KEY POINTS:

    Best team

    Award decided tomorrow. In this tournament the best is the winner.

    Most disappointing

    Samoa, who now have to qualify for the next tournament.

    Best games

    Argentina upsetting France in the opener, Japan drawing with Canada in injury time, Tonga almost pipping South Africa,
    the same for Georgia and Ireland. But the ultimate exhilaration, Fiji 38, Wales 34.

    Worst games

    All Blacks and Scotland because Frank Hadden played his B side, the huge error rate and it was played outside France, and the letdown of England 0, Springboks 36.

    Best coaches

    Marcelo Loffreda (Argentina) and Quddus Fielea (Tonga) for showing how to make the best of limited preparation and resources and a strong strategy.

    Most improved forward

    Finau Maka (Tonga).

    Most improved back

    Juan Martin Hernandez (Argentina).

    Most exciting individual

    Bryan Habana.

    Best tries

    Any from Habana, or Takudzwa Ngwenya (USA) when he skinned Habana on the outside in an extraordinary show of speed.

    Best team try

    Kosuko Endo (Japan v Wales) when he finished a 95m move which began when Wales turned over possession and Japan swept out of defence.

    Best kicker

    Chris Paterson (Scotland) did not miss with any of his 17 tournament kicks, mocking the complaints about the match balls.

    Best comeback

    Jason Robinson (England) after a hamstring injury appeared to have ended his return to rugby.

    Best crash

    Schalk Burger (South Africa) and Henry Tuilagi (Samoa) meeting in a juddering midfield collision. Both got up, somehow.

    Saddest end

    Brian Lima (Samoa) made an extraordinary fifth tournament appearance but concussed himself then banned in last game for a dangerous high tackle.

    Best anthem

    Portugal or Argentina - the sight of frontrowers blubbing was all too much.

    Worst efforts

    The huge letdown of games in Edinburgh and Cardiff, the All Blacks twin episodes of the jersey fiasco and the goose who refused to allow Tongan players to dye their hair green.

    Biggest upset

    France 20, All Blacks 18. Enough said. Poor effort against a modest French side, one which was not a patch on the 1999 version.

    Best all black moments

    Opening 20 minutes against Italy was ruthless, all downhill from there.

    Biggest almost

    Georgia pressing for the last quarter to beat Ireland. It was oh so close and showed how far Ireland had fallen.

    Best referee

    Like the IRB, still completing the assessment. Very mixed offerings, just like the quality of the rugby. Alain Rolland probably deserves the final.

    Kiwi winners

    Those who holidayed in France and those who sold their playoff tickets to England supporters for a considerable profit.

    Best French venue

    Marseille or Lyon, vibrant, hot days, afternoon kickoffs, festival atmosphere because there was scarcely any decent footy.

    Best aspects of France

    Clockwork train travel, warm weather, enthusiastic interactive crowds, coffee, wine, duck, the sights, support for New Zealand.WORST ASPECTS 9pm kickoffs, hotel cells and stubborn plumbing, media briefings cancelled at late notice, frustratingly complicated ticket systems, queues, games outside France, "minnows" getting less rest between matches.

    Surreal acts

    England surviving, Wales firing coach Gareth Jenkins the morning after defeat to Fiji.

    Cruellest jokes

    Graham Henry is handed a mobile phone and is told it belongs to Wayne Barnes. "How do you know," Henry inquires. The reply is: "It had 15 missed calls."

    Q: What do you do for a drowning New Zealand rugby player?

    A: Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

    Or: Oxo have produced a new cube in honour of the Irish, called Laughing Stick.

    Best true story

    The Welsh found a mobile phone left behind by a journalist and texted his wife to say he was "coming out" after the tournament and then switched the language setting to Turkish.